Halloween is almost here! And once again I am faced with the dilemma of choosing which candy to give out to my ever-present, ever-cute trick-or-treaters.
I’m sure I’m not alone when I share with you the stories of Halloweens past and the indignities I suffered at the hands of neighbors. The audacity, the nerve, the outright disrespect of the tradition of All Hallows Eve have always left me as cold as a corpse (speaking of the holiday also known as the Day of the Dead).I’ve yet to get past it, and that is why I stand before the candy counter, trembling and aflutter trying to make the right choice.
Let’s be honest. Weren’t you crestfallen when you dumped your trick-or-treat bag on the dining room table or the available floor and found treats that weren’t treats or, worse yet, treats that deserved tricks that were less than forgivable? Weren’t you dismayed when the door opened and the person dropped a pineapple-orange Dum Dum in your bag and didn’t let you choose from a big basket of whatever? Weren’t you depressed and despondent that people actually gave you good stuff but since it wasn’t individually wrapped, you’d have to give it up to Mom and Dad? Me, too.
I wanted candy. Candy. And more candy. The kind with chocolate and gooey stuff inside. And not the fun size--the BIG size. I didn’t want hard candy, sugar free candy or stuff that old people eat (the ranks I have now joined), nor did I want a Halloween eraser, a mushy apple, a sheet of stickers, a toothbrush or a penny.
And so. I am buying quite the assortment. And I’m going to fill a big bowl to the top (complete with Freddy Kruger’s hand extending upward) and let my trick-or-treaters take one treat or a dozen. Not even the headless horseman can stop me!
Happy Halloween and good treats for you all…
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